Dispatches from the Wild

Apr 24, 2026

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3 min read

Boomer Dads vs. Millennial Dads

How do millennials compare?

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Dispatches from the Wild

Apr 1, 2026

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7 min read

The 10 Dads You'll Meet at the Park

The moderate national nightmare of being trapped inside is over

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The 7 Stages of Getting a Toddler Out the Door

Mar 17, 2026

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4 min read

The 7 Stages of Getting a Toddler Out the Door

The ultimate test of mental fortitude.

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Eating Out Before Kids vs. Eating Out With Them

Mar 5, 2026

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5 min read

Eating Out Before Kids vs. Eating Out With Them

The shaded part of the venn diagram is...tiny.

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Dispatches from the Wild

Jan 29, 2026

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7 min read

The 10 Types of Millennial Dads

Have you encountered any of these in the wild?

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4 Random Skills I've Developed As a New Parent

Jan 13, 2026

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6 min read

4 Random Skills I've Developed As a New Parent

Some are incredibly useful, others downright bizarre.

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Dispatches from the Wild

Boomer Dads vs. Millennial Dads

The 10 Dads You'll Meet at the Park

The 7 Stages of Getting a Toddler Out the Door

Eating Out Before Kids vs. Eating Out With Them

The 10 Types of Millennial Dads

4 Random Skills I've Developed As a New Parent

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